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Dealer Leads Bad Dad Jokes

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  • Last night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
  • Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field.
  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  • Two TV antennas got married. The ceremony was ok but the reception was excellent.
  • Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
  • Two goldfish are in a tank. One says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  • Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
  • Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? The P is silent.
  • What concert only costs $0.45? 50 Cent with Nickelback
  • What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
  • Did you hear about the guy who didn't sign up with DealerLeads? His dealer didn't lead.


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